Like most men, it claims to be bigger than it is. Measuring in at a solid 7 inches (bigger than you thought? That’s what she said.), this girthy dude will bring you more joy than your ex. Perfect for gag gifts (be cool), white elephants, or that sentimental stuffed animal you take photos with when you travel - Charlie Schween’s first visit to the Eiffel Tower!
More options coming soon!
How to order:
Choose a main body color
Choose a sport - wanna add basketballs to your NIK? Take your pick in this drop down. Otherwise, use “none” if you want the base to match the main body color.
Choose a jersey add-on (choose “No” if you want it to be naked - no judgment)
Once you click, “Add to cart”, you’ll get a customization pop up. Add your team name and email address if you want a jersey. Otherwise, just click add to cart!
This is a made to order item. Please allow 2-3 weeks for shipping. Thanks!
Like most men, it claims to be bigger than it is. Measuring in at a solid 7 inches (bigger than you thought? That’s what she said.), this girthy dude will bring you more joy than your ex. Perfect for gag gifts (be cool), white elephants, or that sentimental stuffed animal you take photos with when you travel - Charlie Schween’s first visit to the Eiffel Tower!
More options coming soon!
How to order:
Choose a main body color
Choose a sport - wanna add basketballs to your NIK? Take your pick in this drop down. Otherwise, use “none” if you want the base to match the main body color.
Choose a jersey add-on (choose “No” if you want it to be naked - no judgment)
Once you click, “Add to cart”, you’ll get a customization pop up. Add your team name and email address if you want a jersey. Otherwise, just click add to cart!
This is a made to order item. Please allow 2-3 weeks for shipping. Thanks!
