Nine Inch Knits - Rainbow

$50.00

Like most men, it claims to be bigger than it is. Measuring in at a solid 7 inches (bigger than you thought? That’s what she said.), this girthy dude will bring you more joy than your ex. Perfect for gag gifts (be cool), white elephants, or that sentimental stuffed animal you take photos with when you travel - Charlie Schween’s first visit to the Eiffel Tower!

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This is a made to order item. Please allow 2-3 weeks for shipping. Thanks!

Like most men, it claims to be bigger than it is. Measuring in at a solid 7 inches (bigger than you thought? That’s what she said.), this girthy dude will bring you more joy than your ex. Perfect for gag gifts (be cool), white elephants, or that sentimental stuffed animal you take photos with when you travel - Charlie Schween’s first visit to the Eiffel Tower!

More options coming soon!

This is a made to order item. Please allow 2-3 weeks for shipping. Thanks!